author/story: cherie_morte | in the small of my heart
warnings: there may be some incriminating photos of bilbo baggins and a penis lollipop behind the cut. the art itself is ridiculously g-rated. also major spoilers for the story. seriously. you should possibly read the story first tbh.
Once upon a time, cherie and I were talking about ALL THE TINY THINGS AND okay. Yes. We both have an extraordinarily large affection towards miniature things. If you could not tell already. The amount of time we spend in the dollhouse portion of FAO is possibly borderline ridiculous. BUT WHO CARES, ESPECIALLY IF IT GRAVITATES TOWARDS WEE!JARED FIC THAT IS ADORABLE AND PERFECT and I will stop here before I start weeping about it all.
I am aware of how terrifying Jensen's giant eyeball and ridiculous eyelashes are. I REALIZED IT WHEN I WAS DRAWING IT.
And let's all pretend that things are all proportionate and whatnot. I TRIED.
And boy did I try. I even went the extra mile in trying to convince cherie that THERE HAS TO BE SOME WAY THAT GIANT!JENSEN CAN FUCK WEE!JARED. WITH SCIENCE. And by science, I mean bilbo baggins and a penis lollipop that I conveniently had lying around.
NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME. IT'S ALL PROLAPSED ANUS THIS, DEATH BY DICK THAT.
and cherie wanted me to include the art that I originally sent in. Which.
This is it. This is the fic.
SUMS IT ALL UP TBH
AND! I also want to say that I AM SO SAD THAT THIS IS THE LAST ROUND. This has possibly been one of my favorite challenges in this fandom. I'm pretty fond of all things Disney and I've enjoyed a majority of everything that came out of this challenge. Not only that, it's the challenge where I met and became friends with cherie_morte, who is now my best friend irl and across the internet. So it also holds wayyyyy sentimental value to me. So a nod to the mods for giving this the greatest run, thank you! And to cherie, I'M GLAD WE ENDED THIS CHALLENGE TOGETHER AND FINALLY KILLED JENSEN. <333333333333333
also possibly crying irl right now wow ok